I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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