Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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