it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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