You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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