it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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