I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Randomize