Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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