a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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