he wants to bone in the snuggie
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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