Have you finally orgasmed yet?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Barsexuality is the new black.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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