At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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