What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
This baby is an asshole
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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