Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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