Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I need to align my fucking chakras
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