who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
