3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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