I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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