a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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