Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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