I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Acid is not a monday night drug
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Alive.
So much puke
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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