just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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