now i know why i became what i already was.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Randomize
