just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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