You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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