don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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