I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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