when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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