Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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