where am i from again
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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