i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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