Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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