am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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