maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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