how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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