I cut my penus on the lid.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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