ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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