I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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