she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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