I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
why do cheetos always look like penises
people are starting to question the shark bite story
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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