Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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