Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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