So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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