last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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