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Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
send nudes
from the living room?
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