is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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