I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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