the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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