I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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