We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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