I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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