look no pants
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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