I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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