Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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