Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Another day, another engagement, another cat
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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