sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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